Hi!  I'm Emily Martha Sorensen! I write clean fantasy adventures with clever characters, fun plots, and lots of humor.  I'm a bit of an oddball.  I'm allergic to clichés, and I have a boredom intolerance. So I write a lot of short books (filler makes me yawn) with characters who figure stuff out when it's obvious (wouldn't you?), and I'm very fond of plot twists that are hard to see coming.  (Rubs hands together and cackles maniacally.) When I write, I try to "follow the awesome."  I figure if I don't love it, nobody else will. I want my books to make you laugh, to give you interesting and cool ideas you've never had before, and to feel peaceful and content and grinning all over the place when you finish my stories. If you want to find me elsewhere, here's my Twitter, my Facebook page, and you can e-mail me here.  Send me an e-mail if you want to talk about me visiting your school or coming to another event in your area.  (As a warning, I don't really do much with my social media . . .) My husband is Benjamin A. Sorensen.  He's a wonderful guy who writes standalone epic fantasy.  He has an ancient website that hasn't been updated in years, and you can find his books here.  I think he's allergic to marketing; he doesn't have a mailing list, and he spurns social media.  He might be more of an oddball than me!