Luna's Lament

To be sung to the tune of "Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Simon and Garfunkel.

I helped Harry
His fifth year.
When he was feeling down
I was always near;
Was by his side,
Oh, to rescue Black.
Death Eaters all around!
I'm a witch liking Harry Potter.
I just hang around.
I'm a witch liking Harry Potter.
And I hang around.

When he saw Thestrals
That's what I could see.
When Black was killed, he mourned;
But I saw him through.
And he enjoyed
Oh, the Slughorn Ball.
And I just couldn't frown!
I'm a witch liking Harry Potter,
Not like Ron and Brown.
I'm a witch liking Harry Potter;
Who's this "Ginny" clown?

Go on with your quest.
You must die
For the Dark Lord to fall
You mustjourney night and day
I'll be just fine,
Though, if you need a friend,
I'VE HELPED YOU SEVERAL TIMES!
WHO WANTS GINNY AND HARRY POTTER?!
I have been more kind.
Who wants Ginny and Harry Potter?
Are you FREAKING BLIND?!