Literature

(To be sung to the tune of I Am I Said with apologies to Neil Diamond)

Granger’s fine; in class she toes the line.
And Pippin is laid back.
Bagshot Row or Gringott’s Gold, well you know
Keep piling the books
Up in a big stack.

Well, I’m Gandalf Greyhame born and raised,
But nowadays I’m liking Dumbledore.
Weasley’s fine, but he ain’t Sam;
Tolkien’s Three! But Rowling’s gone past four.

CHORUS:
I am a fan,
A Tolkien Man.
But I read Harry Potter
Whenever I can.

In shadows dim
The Witch King’s grim.
But are Dementors much more scary than him?

I’m undecided still.

Did you ever read about Boromir in Lord of the Rings?
He was a proud one.
Well, except for the names and a few other changes,
If you talk about James,
The Story’s the same one.

And Sirius Black was a Godfather;
But he died
After only three books.
And Neville’s a lumbering klutz for one,
But he’s not as fun as the Brandybucks and the Tooks.

CHORUS