To be sung to the tune of "I Hope They Call Me On A Mission" (a Latter-Day Saint children's song)

I hope they raise me to a Jedi.
My lightsaber will be quite blue.
I hope I won't be like Darth Vader
Who choked and killed and crushed as evil Sith Lords do.

I want to follow Jedi Masters
And be a Guardian of the Peace.
I want to use only the Light Side,
'Cause once you use the Dark Side you will never cease.