To be sung to the tune of Daydream Believer by the Monkees

Oh, mutants hide out of fear
When the sentinels are near.
If I died would normals shed a tear?
Oh she's flown through the skies
Optic blasts shoot from my eyes.
But I'm okay so long as she's here.

You're the Phoenix, Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
To an X-Men team leader
And a wild Wolverine?

You once fought with me
'Gainst the evil terror spree.
The M'Kraan crystal broke; you didn't flee.
Oh, but the Phoenix power came
And your ethics weren't the same.
You went evil, then you fled from me.

You're Dark Phoenix, Jean.
Oh, well, does this mean
That I'll have to just leave her
In that world-killing scene?

You keep dying, Jean.
Four times plus, I mean!
But you can't seem to stay there.
Goodbyes never are clean.

You're the Phoenix, Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
To an X-Men team leader
And a wild Wolverine.
(repeat and fade out)